Ohmygod O_____O
This is the cutest glance I’ve ever received and that I will ever see in my life.
Yes, you can marry me.
Well, FUCK MAN.
Whoops! There goes my trousers!
(Source: benbenny, via howilongforthee)
Bath mat turns red when wet.
i would abuse this and lay on the mat face down and wait for someone to come in :~3
HAHA I used to own these! they have a matching shower curtain that goes with it!
sickkkkkkkkkk
ohhhhhhh my god I want it!!!!
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!!!!
I WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(Source: isadilli, via wanderlust-in-my-bones)
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
(Source: lialialiafuckuall, via wanderlust-in-my-bones)
John’s romantically involved with someone
- Tall
- Dark-haired
- Unwilling to share him
- Irritated with his lack of observation
- Fond of long, dark coats (and flipping the collar up)
Paging Dr. Freud…. Dr. Freud, please pick up on extension three….
(Source: vitalyorlovs, via letmartyhandlethis)
Reblog if you’re a fangirl.
The notes
We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of tecnologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every freaking show.
(Source: charizzaaa, via casstiela)
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
(Source: barackfuckingobama, via zaynshomoerection)
Castiel:
I won’t fight
I can’t fight
I can’t help
I don’t want to fight
I can’t
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DEAN
(via pureinnocent-castiel)
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
(via hipsterdean)
